Quotes 6

"The best thing about oral sex is the peace and quiet."
Jimmy Carr

"Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better."
Ricky Gervais

"Every town has the same 2 malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
Chris Rock

"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in the 7-Eleven"
Dennis Miller

"A man is only as faithful as his options."
Chris Rock

November 24th, 2014 at 07:15pm